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Ok, I've got one for you guys:

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did some schoolwork. " The robot slaps the son. The son says, " Ok, Ok, I was at a friend's house watching movies."

Dad says, "What movie did you watch?"
Son says, "Toy Story. " The robot slaps the son. Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn."

Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was." The robot slaps the father.
Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son!" The robot slaps the mother!!!

 

I've discovered, that I am working with some truly evil people. Can you believe, that they forced me, to stay up till the wee hours, drinking, partying, and just generally BSing around?? Not often that we have such a group of drivers, all in at 1 time.

Got my 3 year anniversery at this place now and am up to 2 weeks vacation. They take the miles you drove in that year , divide by 52, then multiply that by 2. Anyhoo....... got an $1800 plus check. Whoot whoot. What should I spend that on, I wonder? lol

 

How many drivers got robbed and where ? Hate to be traveling with the wife and run into these bad truck stops , well also by myself.

I have felt safer walking around Bogota , Colombia than some places in the states

 

All right people, time for a little poll. Our resident queen says she's a little angel. Took me 10 minutes to quit laughing. Anybody else think she's an angel??? lol

 

I'm just repeating what my mother says!

 

Is this a trick question ?????

 

DFW, TX

DFW Scanner

PIC - The 18 wheeler fire on SB I35W at 820 interchange is now fully engulfed. Fort Worth FD is on scene. Avoid the area! (Pic: Lisa Tapia)

PIC - The 18 wheeler fire on SB I35W at 820 interchange is now fully engulfed. Fort Worth FD is on scene. Avoid the area!

 

I am looking for the posts about the drivers being robbed.....I'm afraid I didn't make note of it like I should have, the King doesn't go to Florida. I'm pretty sure that Wildwood was one of them.

 

Yes, it is .......and don't you dare answer!