Trans Am Still

^ Who could blame him?

 

Thanks for the heads up Passport! My DM said they couldn't ask to reschedule because its Coke but I could try. With your heads up, I've decided to hang out here in Auburndale for a while and the shipping office told me to call back after shift change at 1830 because they would know better if they could accommodate an early truck.

 

In Farmland IL at the rest area. 571 today. 509 left to go. Had to stop to take a 2 hour nap. Oh well, had the time to do it.

 

Sweet! They can take me as soon as I get there!

 

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see."

Watson replied: I see millions and millions of stars." Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that? " Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions and millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like earth out there, there might also be life."

And Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent!"

 

Pete, I am sweet by default until given a reason to be angry. Then the badger comes out. I always try the reasonable approach first. Being a polite and/or flirty female can actually get you a lot out here, I've learned.

 

This is the true story of George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, who was going to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the shed. George opened the door to turn the light off but saw there were people in the shed in the process of stealing things.

He immediately phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and George said no and explained the situation. Then they explained that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be there when available.

George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again,
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them all."

Then he hung up. Within five minutes three squad cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up. Of course, the police caught the burgulars red-handed. One of the policemen said to George: "I thought you said you'd shot them!"

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

 

Got to meet passport today. Nice guy. NYC was in a #####y mood tonight. Took an hr to get thru the stinking toll booth.

 

^Nice to put a face with the handle. My pleasure to meet you!