Its funny you mentioned that as I have a joke with some of my customers who mention the same thing and I tell them they should put a sign up saying the alarm system is there to protect an intruder from what is inside of the house.
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In Greely at Wallyworld guess my next load won't be ready till 0300 tomorrow but it goes to Syracuse from here so nice run. Rented Captain America 2 and the Transformers so I will be entertained for a few hours.
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Survived all my pickups and am in bound to Omaha. Am stopped in Clearfield, Pa for the night. Don't deliver till Friday, so an easy drive. Wish Jersey wasn't such a pain, finding some place to park. Parked in front of a sign that said "no stopping or standing", didn't say anything about parking tho. Lol
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George is still in Raleigh while truck is being repaired. He stayed at the shop in the lounge all day and is now at a hotel overnight. Hopefully it will be fixed in the morning.
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I'm still at KW. They took my truck in at 0700 and everything is done except the alignment. Alignment guy will be in at 2130.
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[h=2]Just because I can!

INVENTIONS BY IDIOTS[/h]
1. Inflatable dart board.
2. Glow-in-the-dark sunglasses.
3. A book on how to read.
4. Solar-powered flashlight.
5. Screen door on a submarine.
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A plane is on its way to Detroit when a blonde woman in economy class gets up and moves into an open seat in the first class section.
The flight attendant watches her do this, and politely informs the woman that she must sit in economy class because that's the type of ticket she paid for.
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here."
After repeated attempts and no success at convincing the woman to move, the flight attendant goes into the ####pit and informs the pilot and co-pilot that there's a blonde bimbo sitting in first class who refuses to go back to her proper seat. The co-pilot goes back to the woman and explains why she needs to move, but once again the woman replies by saying, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here."
The co-pilot returns to the ####pit and suggests that perhaps they should have the arrival gate call the police and have the woman arrested when they land. The pilot says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde." He goes back to the woman and whispers quietly in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I'm sorry," then quickly moves back to her seat in economy class.
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to get her to move back to economy without causing any fuss.
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I could so see you doing that!!!!
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Well....maybe.....but not Detroit!!!
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In Altoona, Ia. till 2200 then roll out trying to get past Gary, In. before all that traffic. I also trying to get my biggest solo mile week since I have been at this company. We will see. Life doesn't always go according to plans. Maybe I get swapped tomorrow night cause I am going to have 20+ hours to kill before delivery.
Cranky I see a Pats win this weekend but they are playing a team on a roll so nothing is guaranteed.
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