Truck Driver Themed Fireworks

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  1. shogun

    shogun Road Train Member

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    I bought these today to shoot later tonight. The instructions say to leave it blocking a fuel pump when finished.

    The description says:
    1. Shoots flip flops out with report
    2. Piss bottle explosions 100 feet high
    3. Finale is a long whiney noise

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  3. FlaSwampRat

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    How does it feel to know you just won the internet on a holiday?
     
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  4. shogun

    shogun Road Train Member

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    I’m not gonna lie, it feels pretty good.
     
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    I am in the presence of greatness.
     
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    I'm glad because you earned it. That post is solid gold.
     
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  7. x1Heavy

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    Nice.

    There will be a round of those around here once the sun drops. A neighbor manages to source artillery rounds each year. (Don't get excited ATF... he probably bought them legal, in this area whatever on the table under the tent.)

    It's the celebratory shooting that riles the Law and have them come out hunting. Its nice that we are in a free state more or less. The big stuff was shot off by the county a few days ago so that's that.

    Where I was raised you couldnt hardly burn a sparkler without a bunch of trouble. HA...
     
  8. buzzarddriver

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    Well, it does say on the side of the box,"SHOOTS FLAMING BALLS". What more could you ask for?
     
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  9. tommymonza

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    Insert. UNWASHED.
     
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  10. D.Tibbitt

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    U forgot the snot rockets limited edition coming to a truck stop sink near you
     
  11. Grubby

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    Cant wait for the video! :D
     
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