Truck is using fuel

It needs some Bacon.

 

I'd get rid of that truck pronto! A truck that uses fuel is like a woman that uses deodorant; WAY too expensive for the average working man to afford.

 

With my new programming and my new turbo 3000D I have my Detroit running so efficient that it makes more fuel than it burns.
I have to stop at the flying J once a day to sell them my excess fuel back or my tanks will over flow.
The only down side is no free shower when they buy my fuel..

 

I liked this comment because I thought it was a poignant and sincere question.

 

Dave was suppose to mail me a tree seed

 

If your a rhino when you sleep what superhero powers you have when your awake

 

You should have never changed your drive tires. The old ones were a size larger than your steers so the truck was always coasting downhill.

 

@Dave_in_AZ I think you're trolling

 

At 900 hundred miles in my ol Pete I'm gettin sorta almost nervous just sayin