Turkey Goes Through Windshield

I hit a #### hoot owl in Koshkanong Missouri one night. Busted both windshields on that 359. He was laying between the seats I assumed bled out when I reached down to throw his ### out at 40mph. I can tell you how to see if a hoot owl is expired just simply grab his ###. Once I was sure he was alive and it was obvious he felt like he was in a corner and needed to fight his way out. I decided at about 20 mph I had all I could take and opened the drivers door and pulled the brakes. After some coaxing he flew out the drivers door. I head on to west plains to get my cattle off loaded till I could figure out a new plan. Barn hand talked me into going to the ER. The ER nurse didn’t believe me and called state police cuz she thought I’d been in a knife fight. He didn’t either so I told him go look at the feathers and #### in my truck. That low rent m’fer brought the GD possum police back with him insisting I tell him where to find the body. I gots no love for anything that flues