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Thats a nice trip, but you haven't lived until you've gone from Blue Ball straight over to Intercourse, and made your way to Paradise. Don't forget to stop in Gap for food, you may have the munchies.
Make your way north to Virginville and
then wind your way west to Ono, and stop at the O'yes restaurant for a photo, (it's closed forever), and head on up eighty vun to Pine Grove, where you'll begin your drive to Shamokin. You'll pass through Rough and Ready, and as the name implies, the women are rough, and ready. Make sure in Shamokin you stop at Dunkin donuts, the only thing the town has to offer. Good luck finding parking

 

Yea and one stop I forgot to mention also is the little town between Smoketown and Intercourse called Bird in Hand

 

You couldn’t have told them to go to Hell instead???

 

Yep: I like it too...

 

Hooker Oklahoma to Morehead Kentucky?

 

The Complete List of Lewd-Sounding Town Names in America

 

Dont forget Christmas, MI you might find Rudolph.

 

Honestly the most hellish place is most likely Centralia, PA. I think the movie Silent Hill was filmed there. Look it up very interesting story.