Werner Trainer Craps Himself

Still one of the best posts in the history of TTR

 

I can relate
Six weeks ago I started with this company
Took over a 2016 T680 with 115g miles
What that guy did to this truck is beyond belief.
He told me it'd take him 7 hrs to get his stuff out
It did
I've seen cleaner dumpsters behind Chinese restaurants in the Bronx.
He opened the side door on the sleeper and actual garbage was packed so tight it couldn't even fall out.
He says, you have to get a new mattress, you won't want to sleep on mine.
I thought, how bad can it be if this guy thinks it's nasty?
When he finally got his trash out of the greasy dumpster, I looked inside.
A two inch layer of crushed Doritos and cheese crackers lined the floor and was held together by an indistinguishable brown goop.
I told the shop guy I was going to the bar and would get a room and wait for a bus ticket.
The shop guy swore he had industrial cleaners that could chop through it all.
We used rubber gloves to extricate the mattress that not even a landfill would accept.
After 15 hrs of cleaning I finally agreed to drive it reluctantly cuz i was 1000 miles from home.
But the smell of nasty sweaty butt juice will never leave the seat.
5 bottles of fabreze, 4 cans of glade, and two jugs of baby powder.
No effect
If you sit on that seat for two minutes you become butt juice permanently.
I finally got a folding seat cushion.
If nuclear war happens, roaches and that fat slob's butt juice will survive.

 

^^^^ sounds like BED BUGS wouldn't even survive that mess~!!!
I read that post twice, and gagged harder than I do when my son pukes. Sorry, man. Just YUCK.......auuuughh..

 

Trailer versus a firehydrant?

I don't buy that. I fought hydrants before and understand exactly what it takes to get off of them, but not without pulling a nut and lid loose spraying some water.

He must have really and totally stomped that tractor to break a hydrant clean off. I wonder why the tandems did not come off before the stand pipe with it's thousand PSI water failed.

 

It's not the first time, but again - I could feel my gut want to pitch my stomach contents imagining the smell / look.

 

Too bad you didn't take pictures. What an animal. Never mind, animals have better cleanliness.

 

And he climbed right into another brand new kenworth.

 

Hydrant owned, lol.