Werner Trainer Craps Himself

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  1. PaulMinternational

    PaulMinternational Road Train Member

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    Hey leave the Dog alone!
     
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  3. Plantfoam

    Plantfoam Medium Load Member

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    As I've always said, there are 2 types of truck driver: those that have crapped their pants, and those who haven't yet
     
  4. Deacon Blues

    Deacon Blues Light Load Member

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    I thought the two types were:
    1. Those who have.
    2. Those who will.
     
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  5. Selam

    Selam Bobtail Member

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    Man, you take a several year break from trucker report and come back only to find this thread is still active. You keep this up, and you'll go down the internet hole of watching cyst popping videos and then hating yourself afterwards. Werner driver craps himself, haha gotta love that title.
     
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  6. Irish Tweet

    Irish Tweet Bobtail Member

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    I learned a new trick.. if you accidentally crap yourself all you got to do is get your knife and cut out the area of your boxers and flush it down the toilet.
     
  7. surf_avenue

    surf_avenue Bobtail Member

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    I wonder if OP is still a trucker and realizes that he did to Werner/Mega's what Biggie
    Smalls did to UPS with his diss "You're mad cause my style you're admiring…/Don't
    be mad, UPS is hiring."
    Legends with penning their thoughts into reality. I am just
    commenting here, like leaving a small mark.... ☮



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  8. PaulMinternational

    PaulMinternational Road Train Member

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    So your gonna clog the toilet up on the next guy in line?
     
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  9. Val_Caldera

    Val_Caldera Road Train Member

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    After you waddle in to the men's room, with boxers leaking effluent into your boots as well bypassing to the exterior, AND the sudden introduction of nose insulting and room clearing stench, such verily equals the simple minded solution, which apparently is the "easier, softer way". (no pun intended)
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    Intelligent solution: Refrain from leaving truck and replace clothing after cleaning up in the sleeper.
    If in a day cab, it can be done, just need park somewhere indiscrete, but not on a public street, cut out hole in pants AND boxers and deposit source of discomfort onto the trashed and stagnant back row of a T/A or Flying P.
     
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  10. JForce28

    JForce28 Light Load Member

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    I still go back and read this one and it still makes me laugh
     
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  11. Thomasg

    Thomasg Bobtail Member

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    Are you sure this was not Western Express…
     
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