Werner Trainer Craps Himself

I may be gettin' older, ----- but I refuse to
grow up.
But as old as I've gotten, I still don't wear
khakis.
NopE!

They tend to clash with my (slightly) faded, purple cape ---
and look hideous with my bright, (but not hot) pink speedos.
I DO have an image to protect,
doncha know.

Believe me when I tell y'all,
it ain't no easy task bein' a mild mannered ------->
baaadd man ------->

However, if I ever switch my uniform to Mossy Oak Camos ---
I think khakis would be a pretty good fit.
Ya reckon.

 

Purple Cape? Pink Speedos? oh my I think I am scarred for life

 

AfterShock - I can't decide if you should go into comedy or therapy!

 

Fret not, amigo --- the scarring goes away before you know it.
And when it does, you'll look better than ever, and you'll probably
wind up thanking me.

My job is a dangerous one, and I knew that when I took it.
But SOMEbody has to do it.
Look at it this way, I'm saving y'all from having to take on the
task.
All y'all have to do now is enjoy the fruits of my labor.

That thought has perplexed me for awhile now.
I wonder if it's possible to combine the two?
I mean, how hard could it be to deliver my lines while reclined
on a couch?
Perhaps I'd be a good candate for Shock therapy?
But I draw the line at a full frontal lumbodyME.
That'd be like goin' into battle with half my brain tied
behind my back.

Not that I couldn't still handle the program, but just think
how bad my opponent would feel knowin' they was whooped
by a handicapped baaadd man ------->

 

Dude, That was one of the most disgusting...... and hilarious tales I've ever heard.! That's saying a lot coming from a retired soldier and cop. I admire your ability to continue the mission.

 

OMG you guys are hilarious!

My husband signed on with a different company than Werner (lol@we employ #######...). When the recruiter asked hubbie if he needed money for a bus ticket to class I wondered what kind of people they were hiring.

When one of the students pointed at a female student and asked my husband if he would "do her", I had a pretty good idea.

But in all fairness most of them did not pass the class.

 

AMLMFAO:smt038 TAKE A BATH!!!!!!!!!

 

ROLMFAO ....LOLOLOLOLLLOLLOL

SOUNDS LIKE TRUCKING TO ME...

PERSONAL HYGIENE IS GETTING WORSE EVERY YEAR...NO DOUBT ABOUT IT.

 

NoT MINE!

 

I'm so sorry you went through that but man did you make my night. I haven't laughed that hard in awhile. Thanks.