Werner Trainer Craps Himself

Y'all wanna hear somethin' waayyy more disgustin'?
What if it wasn't an "accident"?

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Well thats just.....I mean, thats......

 

that is the funniest thing Ive ever read!

 

ten harachters

 

I have been talking to werner. whose a better co to start with?

 

There was a good point in the story though, find something to put in the seat

 

I could tell which position he was sleeping in from the blast of odor that emmenated from the bottom bunk. If his arms were up, you would be rocked with a blast of sour viniger/rotten sharp cheddar cheese from his arm pits. If he was on his back i was treated to the lovely smell of bacteria that festers in oral cavities that go unbrushed for god knows how long. I *never * repeat n e v e r saw him brush his teeth. The best was, if god forbid, he put a knee up while sleeping on his stomach. Then you get the mother of all odors. Sweaty butt juice that i am convinced harbored not only bacteria and fungus but perhaps even disease straight from the pits of hell. He was so fat that i am guessing that his hands could not reach his butt to wash it. His ### was so nasty that i am ashamed to say that i caught somthing from his sweaty butt juice while sitting in the same seat. I am no doctor but i am guessing that it was some kind of fungus that attacked the crack of my butt and gave me raw skin like a diaper rash. I cured it by spraying my butt with lysoll against the instructions on the label. I also purchaced a folding seat to seperate my now healing butt from his nasty butt juice infested seat. [/QUOTE][/QUOTE]

Lmao using Lysol to get rid of nasty butt juice lmao

 

Beyond comprehension?

 

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Lmao using Lysol to get rid of nasty butt juice lmao [/QUOTE]

It sounds like he should've gone with something a little stronger! Turpentine maybe?

 

do you research and ask yourself the main question, what do you want to do, haul, how much home time, which regions, reefer, flat bed, dry van, dedicated, blah blah. awnser those question and then look at companies and find thier drivers and ask them.