Werner Trainer Craps Himself

im sorry for him too but cannot stop laughing tears are rollin

 

Funniest post I have ever read on any forum of any kind!!!

 

I was a driver trainer for werner...But showers were a must...I had a couple of good trainers.. but I have seen the guys this man was talking about too...seen them at swift and Crst as well.. I am glad I am an owner op now, and dont have to worry about it anymore..I would have told that ###### to wash his ### or I wasnt going to drive with him anymore. either that or hosed his ### down at the fuel pumps.

 

I live not to far away from Big Boys Truck Stop in NC on I-95 and eat there often. I have seen and smelled some interesting characters. I was eating lunch one day and this guy walked in. The manager came over and asked him to leave until he took a shower. The manager then proceeded to take a spray bottle and vigorously clean the booth the guy was setting at. I left not to long after that and when I was walking to my car I saw the gentlemen drive by heading back out to the interstate. I saw him getting on the north bound ramp and was curious so I followed him(yeah I was being nosy). He got off the next exit(less than a mile away). There's a TA's and a Flying J, he pulled into the Flying J. I sure hope that the waitresses had some nose plugs or something. I've had some people over the years set beside me in another booth and stink so bad that I felt like I needed to clean my nastrals out with acid. On one occasion someone sat in a booth behind me with his back to mine. It was the Flying J at Carney Point, NJ. I was half way through my meal when he sat down. I wasn't quiet about it to him or the staff. I asked if there were another table he would set at, he replied "Kiss my ###"????? Really, your whole body smells like an ###, so where do I begin? Well the manager was being a prick at the restaraunt, which wasn't a big surprise. I got up and left, didn't pay my bill. Went and sat down at drivers lounge and about 15 minutes later Stinky walks in and sets down. I'm not making this next part up. This one guy reaches into his bag pulls out a can of Lysol and sprays the heck out of it all around the room. There's some things Lysol can't even kill.

 

thats true.......

 

hahaha thats all i say

 

I once had a guy show up to an interview (we were standing outside) I said, "sorry the position has been filled"...

I thought to myself, if he smells so bad that I cant be near him standing outside, he couldnt shower for a job interview, what kind of irreversible damage would be done to my truck? Lysol cant get rid of dead trucker bu tt in a seat or sleeper, but Ozium works pretty well.

 

OMG... Just read the starter post to this thread. If I could stop vomiting and wasn't so completely disturbed I would have been laughing my... uh-oh... I think I have to go throw up again..

 

I don't know how some people do it... I've met people like this too. I had 30 day field problems in the military and didn't get this rank. I mean ####, if you can't take your fat ### into a shower at least use a baby wipe or something for the sake of all humanity!

 

I guess I lucked out with this company. I had an awesome trainer. His name is Marty Dupont, ex navy seal, all around good guy. Good hygeine, polite, was stern when he had to be but because he wanted to make sure I got it right, for the safety of not only us but other drivers on the road. I want to get back on the road but dread being stuck with one of the trainers as mentioned above.