Werner Trainer Craps Himself

I'm messin with truckergirl. Grab the lead, my windshield has enough bugs already. Darn Butterflies.

 

Every morning at around 4:00 am he would start farting. Not just little innocent farts either. Oh no! It would start out with just a little rasp. But after just a little while it was a full symphony of putrid rotting intestinal
matter culminating with him ######## his pants before 5:30.

So after I figured out that he was ######## himself I would go outside in the freezing snow or whatever was outside at 4:30am just to escape.

I can prove all of this and will name names if anyone accuses me of lieing.

Werner sucks and after I get my big 500.00 bonus for putting up with this "training" I am so outta here.







lol sometimes military experience does come in handy you never know when you'll need it

 

I usually don't like seeing old threads resurrected but this one is special. Funniest post ever.

 

Oh it is so funny i read the original posters story twice!
Was just talking to a buddy this morning that drives, he said he is in line to pay for his fuel once and was gagging from the smell of some obese driver in line in front of him. He said he also got to watch that same driver get in his truck and use some kind of rope to pull himself to the first step.
How does the hiring process work ? does no one ever physically look at these people or smell them ?
Think about it, in civilian life these same people are culled from the work force with some nice discriminatory practices -- (Thank God). But in the trucking world they get to be "Trainers" LOL to be fair Werner probably hadn't laid eyes on this trainer in years and just knew him as a number.. LOL

 

One of the funniest things about the post was that the OP was putting everyone down, yet by his "ritin" he apparently isn't a scholar either.

 

Maybe not, but his comedic timing was spot on.

 

Keep it coming Later, this is better than fiction!!!!!!

 

I went to Roadmaster (Werner Company) to sign up for driving school and got a computer sign in code.
But I talked to 3 or 4 students and saw how they did things and ended up paying $2,818.00 for an 8 week CDL at Bradford Community Tech Union.

Got over 1,000 miles before they would graduate us, 2 weeks of good backing training, etc.

However I applied to Werner and they turned me down! THANKS WERNER!
All anyone can figure out is I was blacklisted because I went elsewhere, but they had all my details in the computer.

Btw, hired by a company with new equipment, Mentor for 4 to 5 weeks.

I can see why they call them "Wiener Wagons"!

 

Hmmmm..... Lol

 

That's for sure!!!!