Western wear

I must be ..lol
. I've got Twisted X cowboy boots & wranglers & wrangler shirts too but I only wear them 4 or 5 times a year if I need to get dressed up.. its Levis and tee shirts when Iam in the truck been that way all the years I've been a cow hauler

 

https://www.lukesacherman.com/sach-of-thoughts/cobra-boots

 

What are hey dudes??

 

Slippers. They are all the rage with yuppies

 

The slipper equivalent of these.

 

They are these

I've wore them for a few years now when I'am driving
Since I'am old school and don't have crusie control.. and have to keep my right foot in the rug .. and I have more hardware in my right hip, leg, & foot than a True Value Hardware store.. their the only thing that I'am comfortable wearing when I'am driving.. sometimes I drive barefoot when its warm

 

You’re gonna be down in the Keys sporting some big tit..(ain’t gonna say it) and drinking margaritas with Jimmy you keep wearing them

 

Yeah.. NO....LMAO.. Me + Margaritas + Well Endowed Women = Bad Juju
Tequila makes me say stupid stupid things ..like ... I Love You

 

Well a little Uncle Jack gets me to thinking that I dance like Fred Astaire, fight like George Foreman and sing like Willie — he only comes to visit when I’m alone in the shop