What if it Snows?

I'm certain it's fatalities. It's a huge closure detour with thousands of guys stuck before the crash.

 

And you gotta figure at least 25% of those guys ate a big salad last night.

Another 25% took a laxative.

That's over a thousand people that need to ####.
They need to #### NOW.
And have no place to ####.

The HUGE MANATEE is REAL.

 

Maybe there's an empty bull rack somewhere in the waiting line. He could rent space by the minute!

 

I almost screwed the pooch I tried to mention that I have time issues this morning which resulted in the immediate offer of cereal since you are in a hurry. I immediately offered apologies and explained my goals for the day so she calmed down and started muttering about my insensitive nature while starting a fresh batch of gravy.

 

. ROTFLMAO. Dave your optimism knows no bounds…… 25% ate a big salad this statement could be considered delirious.

 

The OM was like," Do you think NMDOT will get them a box?"

And I was like," I doubt it."

 

Where the detour starts, they have a bunch of warning signs, starting to limit speed, it's kind of a hairpin off ramp.

You can see where someone missed that already lol.

 

The OM thinking in feline terms - human litter box. Lol

Humans will never learn to cover up their business when done. It just won't work.

 

The aroma of pork sausage is wafting thru the house life is good. The anticipation of a real country breakfast is a good thing. She is still muttering about me being an a-hole but I think it makes her happy. Random thought Amy Freeze is kinda hot.

 

Interesting last name for a meteorologist!