What if it Snows?

Two nuns are riding a tandem bicycle to Sunday services.
First nun says "Wow! I've never come this way before."
The second replies "It's the cobblestones."

 

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Priest goes downtown to do some shopping.
A hooker walks up to him and says, "Hey father, how 'bout some head for 20 bucks?"
Well, being a Priest he doesn't know what head is, and he blesses her and walks on back to the rectory.
When he gets back, he walks up to one of the nuns and says, "Sister, what's head?"
She looks at him and replies, "20 bucks. Same as downtown. "

 

A redneck a Walmart and a need to fix sumthin, yes it’ll get done. What could possibly go wrong

 

A critter that sleeps from 19:30 to 04:15 is a really good thing

 

Woke up made coffee turned on the weather holy crap Mississippi got whacked.

 

. There will be no pics the night was a bust. I believe I was rooster blocked by house boss when I eased into bed he jumped between us demanding human time. Loud purring belly full of red meat bac well above legal driving limit about two minutes and I was sleeping like a rhinoceros. Young man intentions old man body failure this seems to be a trend.

 

No, but there's at least 19 dead from tornadoes. Winona was the only place I recognized.