What if it Snows?

No I don’t, he gave me his insurance and then I said to wait because the cops are coming and he said no I’m leaving. Lol

We looked up the insurance and the dude who insured it is 55

 

If you'd stayed out a bit longer, you could look at something a bit more modern than the 86 Pete.

 

There's 3 Landstar trucks here to be unloaded. I'm in front of the other two.

When I got here I was 4th. Now I'm second.

The dude in the last Landstar truck is not a very happy camper.

He's Landstar. He's important lol.

Duuuuuuuuuuuude. Just chill man. Smoke some tasty buds and stuff.

 

I had a BFR ( Big F Rock ) wedged in my duals leaving a job once.

I heard it when it came loose, it was pretty big, I was doing 35 or 40. I watched it bounce across this boulevard in Tempe and into Tempe Town Lake.

Enter the stoner twiggy psycho chic.

She says she ran over said BFR and it damaged the under carriage on her datsun, that she just spent $3,000 getting fixed.

So I says,"We need to call DPS."

She responds, "Oh no. We need to call my Dad."

I says,"This is a CMV, we need an official DPS report if you say you're property is damaged."

So, she splits.

I tell plant manager.

Time marches on, and one day the plant manager says, "The stoner chic and Dad want five grand."

I says,"What are you gonna do?"

He says,"They've been told to pound sand."

The End

Thank you for reading to the end.

 

Which is exactly why I had the trooper come. If he tries to turn it on me now good luck... plus I had my boss come and watch me talk to the trooper in case the trooper went all anti trucker on me. Lol I trust no one.

 

LOL to be honest im itchin to hit the road again, something about being in the same place everyday. It drives me crazy.

 

Im pretty sure that would put fedex out of business lol

 

When I got back to the plant, I'm telling the story, and the batch man Kelly sits his coffee down and goes," Are you sure it wasn't my daughter?" lmfao

 

Lol it’s a small world.

I was showing pics at the plant, one of our drivers is friends with his dad. He drives a truck for our competitor. His dad is gonna kick his ###...

I work in BFE where everyone knows everyone.

 

There's always a silver lining to everything.

Even though this shipper was lame, and this receiver is fairly lame.

This load was a mixed conglomeration of empty hazmat totes and barrels methylblahblahblah, and other assorted good things.

And I got paid to remove them from Arizona and deposit them in The Peoples Republic of California.