What if it Snows?

And this as recognition...

Free lunches for truckers this week at these Oregon scale houses

 

Years ago when my back was out, my employer didn’t believe me, and made me go to doctor, so , while hobbling down the hall like a zombie, dragging my feet in house shoes and hands in pockets so i could help brace and not fall over, i met an old woman who said, “My laws son, what happened to you?”
I replied, I’d just gone parachuting and mine didn’t open.
she said “Oh my God.”

Later ole lady said, i shouldn’t have done that, i told her that’s what i felt like.

All the worthless doctor said was what you want me to do about it, i told him nothing company ‘Howard Trucking’ made me come here.

 

Tough young hand tells crew members he is getting married over the weekend. Lots of congrats and wedding night advice. Then the inevitable question of "Going for how many times...? A solid 5, he says.
Following Monday; weak, pale, and chastised, he is questioned. OK, how many?
His reply: "Ain't that stuff rich?"

 

My status now. Weak, no energy, short of breath upon any exertion. Pulmonary say lungs clear. Cardiology says heart OK via Haltom Monitor 48 hours. Must be my liver or lights then.....

 

@Cat sdp Cascadia Life.

 

I think the flex frames were the three (3) cylinder two (2) stroke 750 kawasakis back in the 70's. I'm sure there were others.

 

Cheaper than a set of Mickey Thompson .