What if it Snows?

These two (2) geniuses decided that batch of tall brown stuff needed to be burned.

Fine. So genius numero uno throws a bucket of gas on it. Somehow he avoids lighting himself on fire.

He did have a water hose on hand. He watches it for about 45 min. Then leaves with flames still visible. Did I mention it's bone dry around here ?
Here's what it looks like this morning.

 

It took a few years but my BP is down to 130/75. It was alot higher while I was actively driving. I can't count the times a car with kids in it would pull out in front of a 105k b train I was driving. Fact be known, I don't run off the road for anything.

 

She was kinda hot. I started to talk trash, but you know how that worked out yesterday. I don’t need two sending me pictures while I’m at home

 

I don’t really know what to do about it. I guess I could eat quinoa, but at that point I’d have to really consider that being dead might be better. I did loose some weight from my all time high of 205. But I gained some from my low of 175. 187 and 6’ tall. Just bad genetics. It was 127 when I was 19

 

1hour ago listed, have to dig thru...
Know Your Zone: Evacuation orders issued in SW Florida ahead of Hurricane Milton

 

I did eat a bunch of DayQuil before I went. I’m sure that had something to do with it.

 

Neighbors are scrambling to put their hurricane shutters on!

I would, but…since Progressive just sent me a $52,000 renewal for my one truck and trailer I’m too busy for shutters this go round. Yes, house, auto and business coverage is all with Progressive..
Oh, and the roof on my $900k house..simply don’t give two craps

See, I don’t get mad, lol

 

Put your Sharpie away, Dave!