What if it Snows?

I can remember when I was maybe 8 or 10 years old , parents would take us to Jacksonville beach . We stayed in a big old house on the beach, always lots of kids with us , friends,cousins. We would get a sleeping bag on the floor most times. But we didn't care , it was like camping to us kids . So if anyone complains about were they're sleeping , tell them it could be worse.

 

@Dave_in_AZ beat me to it. Now I’m busted for not catching up.

 

Sounds like the answer is a set of bunk beds, an inflatable mattress and a new couch.
Tell Jake, he is responsible for bringing the inflatable mattress if he wants a place to sleep.

 

Dinner is served. All delicious

 

Well, a logical man would think the same. Only problem is that the little girl will probably sleep with Granny until she 18 or older.
New couch? Just as soon as I pay my property taxes.
Inflatable mattress? Sure. Jake alone, but the concubine might easily exceed the load limit. It's a no go. Plus, it would probably be beneath them......hahaha....get it?
I just told a joke to myself on accident.

 

Tell the momma we said Happy Thanksgiving!

 

Moar BACON!!

 

We don't have a couch, either.

 

And a belly full of BACON!

 

with or without an Ex husband on it?