What if it Snows?

Discussion in 'Questions From New Drivers' started by Dave_in_AZ, Mar 19, 2018.

  1. otterinthewater

    otterinthewater Road Train Member

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    It’s just peachy. Imagine a rainbow covered in filth and then realizing it’s not a rainbow but a homeless guy peeing on himself.


    Edit: it’s working within normal functioning parameters. Still out law free. Sad.
     
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  3. Dave_in_AZ

    Dave_in_AZ Road Train Member

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    That's not a homeless guy. It's one of your brothers of the highway.
     
  4. x1Heavy

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    5000 dollars here 4000 dollars there.

    Maybe I purchase QC stock. IT would be quite something if a birdie can be made to complain that they have to replace QC's in say 10,000 trucks at JBH little rock asap...

    $50 Million Dollars Mr Hunt. Pay me.
     
  5. D.Tibbitt

    D.Tibbitt Road Train Member

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    Mr Hunt Mr Werner Mr Knight Mr Prime and Mr Swift . that is a whole lot of money relying on a stupid little computer LOL
     
  6. Dave_in_AZ

    Dave_in_AZ Road Train Member

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    Heated chili not eaten from the can.

    Zomg.

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  7. Blu_Ogre

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    Wonder if they can get some kind of Extension from FMCSA for the 8 day rule because of the massively inept product failure?
     
  8. Dave_in_AZ

    Dave_in_AZ Road Train Member

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    I got $10 says the company wide message comes tomorrow or Friday-

    Oh, so sorry, you're old 50's are now obsolete.

    And oh wow, they just happened to have several thousand new units available.
     
  9. otterinthewater

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    Ahh yes. In the voice of sir Richard Attenborough... “ look closely and you’ll see the distinguishing marks of the homeless trucker. Notice his hand is only capable of holding a monster and the Bluetooth headset had grown into his scalp like Joe Dirts. He reeks of BO and has recently #### his pants. Now listen carefully as he repeats the mantra of never doing DH and only driving a manual. Now watch carefully as he exits into a beat down Mega team truck and cries that he made $143.67 last week.”
     
  10. otterinthewater

    otterinthewater Road Train Member

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    I haven’t even finished paying for my QC yet. Awesome.
     
  11. Blu_Ogre

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    Just swing by an orientation center for the upgrade, CABS, and perhaps a festive proctology examination while you wait.
     
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