What if it Snows?

Okay, 2 things........first if you ever watched Jeopardy, you would know that the English language is very important.
Second, I already got a beer.......so there!!

 

I don’t idle at night. Genset and A/C unit, bunk heater. I do however only get 4.5 mpg. Unlike a sleek streamline unit like you got

 

So how'd U get so dirty?

 

Least you get nice messages— boss sent me this

 

There's a barbeque joint down the street and everything smells like barbecue.

This warrants investigation.

 

Did the OM authorize illegal fireworks?

 

Hope it’s better than “the shed”

 

To you I say, Happy 4th from the cowgirl ranch.

 

Todays Wild Kingdom episode. Was sitting on back deck drinking koffee. Looked over and saw a grackle chasing something. Thought it was a bug. But no. It was a tree frog. Since I like tree frogs more than grackles I shooed off the grackle. Tree frog hopped up on a tree and found a little spot to hide.
I went back to deck. Minute later l looked over there and grackle had returned and snatched frog off tree and flew away with it.

 

Artillery has commenced.