What if it Snows?

I think the cartoon industry broke themselves.

I did some viewing in the childrens channel on the dish today and frankly if that is what our kids are being served up... no wonder they are screwed up. I have a fit to throw up and I thought smurfs were bad... these are worse.

As for me I try to laugh at something every day. But there are some things left off because its just too rough.

Such as

What a Spectacle

Q: Did you hear about the optometrist that fell into his lens grinding machine?
A: He made a spectacle of himself

 

Anything gotta be east of there. Lol
Unless you on a ship.

 

So we are doing doctor jokes now?

A little old woman goes to the doctor. While waiting she claims to have farted 3 times and he didnt even notice.
Doctor says ok. Here are some pills and come back in a week.
The old woman comes back and declares.. Doctor, I dont know what you did yet my farts smell horrendous.
The doctor declares. Now that we fixed your sense of smell, lets see what we can do about your hearing.

 

PNW is just northern commifornia.

 

A tourist in Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing. While sipping his sangria, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.

He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"

The waiter replied, " Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bulls testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!"

The tourist, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the hell, I'm on vacation! Bring me an order!"

The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy!"

The next morning, the tourist returned, placed his order, and then that evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!"

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si senor. Sometimes the bull wins."

 

Heard rumor the caves in KC are only gonna allow daycabs now.
Anybody heard this?

 

Rules are made to be broken........

Governing bodies can suck the creative fun out of most everything

 

If it helps: we are glad when you get away from us also.... Would prefer you didn't show up in the first place but you know..............

 

Y'all gotta eat & enlarge the house for the woodstove.