What if it Snows?

I have arrived at the receiver, having endured the lashing tain of a hunnert thousand dozen mofos. And hail, even.

The guard has checked me in, even though he informed me that "receiving doesn't even get here until 6am, and then they're not ready to work until 720am".

Receiving hours are posted as 0600-1500.

They don't start 'til 720.

They probably extend their morning break to 20 minutes, then screw around in the receiving office for another 10-20 minutes.

So now we're at 1040. By 1130 they gotta "start getting ready for lunch".

Lunch is supposed to be 1200 to 1230, but they generally manage to pad the time to 1240.

Afternoon break 1315 to 1330, padded out to 1345.

By 1415, it's time to "start getting ready to go home".

1440, everyone in receiving is in the locker room.

Line up to punch out at 1455. First punch out at exactly 1500, the rest of the line follows.

This is just speculation, but I'll bet I'm not too far off.

Sounds like my kinda place. I wonder what the real estate market is like here........