What if it Snows?

In November 1982 l crossed the Mississippi River west bound and promised myself to never cross it again. A promise l did keep to myself. Hey D. Tibbitt, you might want to consider it. West is best IMHO

 

Time to stock up on sports drinks.

 

more BS from your friends that bring you the most

 

Ok y'all will get a kick out of this...

Today at a scale house I over heard this conversation...

DOT: What are you hauling?

Driver: Connecticut.

DOT: You're hauling Connecticut?

Driver: Yes.

DOT: What is your load?

Driver: Idaho

DOT: So you loaded in Idaho and are going to Connecticut?

Driver: Yes, Idaho... Connecticut.

DOT: What is inside your trailer?

Driver: (Points at BOL)

DOT: Yes, but what is it?

Driver: Potatoe

DOT: You're hauling Potatoes, from Idaho to Connecticut?

Driver: Yes, Potatoe... Idaho, Connecticut.

DOT: Ok, you can go... Work on your English.

Driver: (Smiles) Yes, thank you.

I had to chew a hole in my lip until the door closed behind the driver... Then me and 2 other drivers busted up laughing. The DOT just shook thier head and chuckled with us.

 

Who would have thought our deaths would be manufactured in China like everything else lol

 

Unless you are already sick? Your not going to die.
You are however more likely too die walking through a truck stop parking lot. (if it makes you feel any better)

 

I’m not actually worried, i’m just working on becoming a comedian.