What if it Snows?

there's no such thing as a lemon Zinger.

 

My goodness. Google Hostess Lemon Zinger.
Don't know how to spell this out more clearly.

 

I just slow down. They get the idea. I’ll park it in the middle of the freeway if I have to. Slowing down makes it appear I might have to. Nothing like contentious idiot drivers. They’ll have to leave me behind on their road to hell.

 

You sir

I shall repeat for the hard of hearing or hard of heading......
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A LEMON ZINGER.

carry on

 

Is it ok if I buy a lemon cream filled doughnut?

 

Indeed, sir. Indeed.
My choice is blueberry. Lemon is perfectly acceptable. However, they are not Zingers.

 

Back in the day every convenience store sold them. I can promise you Walmart still does. No wonder you guys put Macaroni in your chili. You can't be helped.

 

What he said.
Let's move on.

Winds in Kansas are freeking brutal today. MTY between Topeka and Kansas City was awful. Then loaded with 40k in the box was about as bad between St. Joseph and Lincoln.

Back to your regularly scheduled program

 

You guys need to cut it out.
If you don’t... I’m gonna March into this truck stop and buy a package of zingers.