What if it Snows?

OK.

One of the females of the species sent these.

AND

It's from the communist state. ( I failed as a brother, father, and husband ).

SO

Anyway. Since I'm like compelled to tell the truth.

This could possibly be the best coffee I have ever tasted. Now that's a real true stamp of approval right there.

 

Man u van guys got it good !! 4 miles is the closet reload i ever had in flatbed

 

They should send all Women into trucking at least once.

Its much easier to understand you rather than trying to teach a female what trucking involves in the way of physics.

 

If y'all look at the 2nd pic, you'll see the geniuses here blocked the covered parking area where this stuff unloads normally. So I found a manager lady, we'll call her C unit. I asked C unit if it's possible to move them so I can back under there and have it ready to offload at 5am. She tells me "well those are there to keep people from coming in here during the day". OK, I'm not people, I'm the truck driver delivering your order. I'd like to park under there just in case it decides to rain at any point. She looks at me with a deer in the headlights look and goes "uhhh well, I mean I...the guys that can move it are busy pulling orders right now...is it supposed to rain tonight?" I explain that we live it TX, it might rain at a moments notice. She keeps stammering, "the guys umm that are gonna unload you in the morning don't come in till 9pm, I umm yea they can move them I guess. You're fine parked where you're at". Me "OK if they can move them at some point, I'm not in a rush. I'd just like to keep the sheetrock under the covered area so I don't have to untarp it at 5am". She still has this bewildered look like I just told her to unload the trailer by herself 1 piece at a time.

This entire fiasco has just made every even dumber. I think I'm done with this society lol.

 

Time to go back to my paperwork here..

 

People can't wash their hands, you expect them to wash their #####? That's rather cheeky..





Sirscrapntruckalot - J-E-L-L-O - Brought to you by, Bill Cosby

 

Oh noes...

 

The key is Humboldt County. Sure there isn't some marijuana in it?

 

Y'all have a good night...

 

Thats why the Good lord invented beaches and wind. Have humans go swimming in that rough surf then get sand blasted clean on the way back for breakfast each morning.

Those of you who never visited a beach should try it sometime. That sand gets into EVERYTHING.