What if it Snows?

Yeah... the last 2 times troopers came after me.... one because he thought I was speeding somewhere... the other because of improper lane in California... after talking with them, they let me go and wished me a nice day....

 

I'm being audited for 2011 and they say I owe $9000 in back taxes

That was 8 months ago. My sister who owns 3 cpa firms requested their copies , Were still waiting for them to get back to us.

The IRS is a bunch of moronic Bullies. I know an agent that works for them. The guy is the Persona of a Wife abusing bully.

Now that this Corona Krap is going down the IRS will be Sooo screwed up they won't know which way is up.

 

How many times do you think you can get tased in the ‘nards before you can’t have kids?

I’m watching transformers 2 and that question comes up.

 

Ok. My bad I thought they were having you pee for alcohol.

I couldn't quite figure that one out.

 

Nice makes Nice.

 

No problem. We'll send help... on the bridge at milepost 334. Ask for Bill from Montana, right?

 

Lol yep tell em ur looking for the crazy flatbedder that likes to tarp, shouldnt be to hard to find me with that description

 

Welcome to road construction jobs. Sometimes you'll even get hand written directions that are about half assed. They start out alright, with what Hwy to take to what town, then you get out to bfe and it's "at the intersection where jimbos old farm house is, go right and follow the road about a mile to jobsite"

 

3rd weekend in a row my truck has dead batteries.

What. In. The. Actual. Fawk.