What if it Snows?

Discussion in 'Questions From New Drivers' started by Dave_in_AZ, Mar 19, 2018.

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  1. lovesthedrive

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    My father told me back in the 1970's. How do you tell the difference betweean a guy and a girl? (long hair was the rage back then)
    A) Tell them a dirty joke. If they laugh or smile it s a guy. If they say eww your gross its a girl.

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    Tho I think below is a better joke.
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    I’ve been a member of TTR (as far as I can tell) for two years and one day.

    Sorry for all the dumb questions. They’re not going to end anytime soon. :)
     
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    lovesthedrive R.I.P.

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    The only dumb question is the one that is never asked.
     
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    Yes, entirely too much green crap.
     
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    Hey @Rocks I gave away all my concert t shirts years ago. Dint wear em anymore. Gave em to a friend of mine who is currently doing his second bid in the Texas Dept. of Corrections. he got 15 years this time.

    im in the same boat with pictures. have a bunch of em and nobody to give em to.
     
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  6. Dave_in_AZ

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    Best concert jersey ever was Judas Priest / Defenders of The Faith World Tour '83.

    Mostly naked woman chained to a floor in a dungeon.

    They cut it off me in the ER when I got hit by a jar head maggot farmer major ( drunk ) in his caddy just outside the gates of Miramar.
     
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    @Rocks

    I got a shiny $20 bill for that Peterbilt hat ya got.

    Oh and I found a pretty decen Tahoe down here on Facebook Marketplace and I haven't even looked at Houston or Dallas yet. Its a blue 2003? for $2350, which I know could be had for $2k or less if cash was in front of them.

    I'll post the screen shot later when I grab my phone off the charger.
     
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    We have concluded the day's east bound and down highway segment.

    Starting late and finishing late=two free spots left at The Petro. Like 100 open pay to park ones.

    SO

    Blind in next to a nice 389 with an rgn on passenger side, Pilot cars on the other, ENTIRE truck stop watching.

    Two GOALS one pull up.
     
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    I gave my aunt a bunch of tee shirts I got from Harley Davidson dealers I've visited over the years, I'm not a fan of wearing black, so she cut them up and made an HD themed quilt. going to do the same with all my concert shirts before she gets too old to make any more.
     
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    Mack, blow his mind... Tell him the record shows 1 day shy of 2 years.
     
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