What if it Snows?

Tornados, tain, earthquakes . I think it hit 70 degrees today in montana and not a cloud in the sky !

 

What’s the difference between a wolf spider and a recluse

 

Here I Vegas we had some monster spiders. The body alone had to be a half inch. Creepy stuff. The exterminator put some pellets down. And then they were gone. It really freaked us out. They were everywhere and now they are gone

 

The sun is trying to cook Montana and crack it like a cookie. More earthquakes.

 

1. I lose my gloves MINIMUM once a month in the warm months. Including this past Thursday. I worked yesterday without any just to PUNISH myself. Idiot.

2. Difference between a wolf spider and brown recluse? The flavor.
(Wolf spiders are often gigantic and hairy. Brown recluses have "crab-like" front legs, and are generally small. In spite of how awful wolf spiders look, you'll laugh that bite off. Brown recluse...not so much.)

3. I have OCD and prefer odd numbers.

 

I laugh in wolf spiders' faces. They just act like they can't understand English and run off in search of food.

Wusses.

 

@Blu_Ogre

You guys need to know about the legend of @Zoltan1a

The latest in the cosmic master piece that is the universe wanting him to stay a school teacher is the Tornado that hit WE the day he signed up.

Corona virus? Hit us when he decided to become a trucker again.

I kid you not. I’ll let him expand on this if he wants. All I gotta say is June 1st he goes to orientation at WE and the universe is going to make us pay.

if @InTooDeep and @Zoltan1a ever meet on the road...I believe we will be hit by a giant meteor.

 

These are messages from the universe. Burn your CDL.

 

While otter is musing about tasking tankers I will remind him that tank drivers always carry more hose. Milk haulers are excluded.