What if it Snows?

And satan's minion surrounded them with signs "NO TRUCKS" "NO PARKING ANY TIME"

 

I won't tell mama where you're going....she'll just want me to hire you to bring back her Grandfather's barn that is collapsed and laying in the field. She thinks the wood will be good to redo our barn here...only been down for 40 some years...."yes dear, that wood will be just fine for reconstruction!"

 

Really? going to leave that other otter such an opening? He will be all over that post with doors swinging and banging into the dock!

 

That's fine. That why we let guys like him bump docks. They get into an apt complex jobsite and wouldn't know how to get turned around and probably end up stuck on a curb.

 

No Habla Engleesh.

I parked in front of one of those last night too.

 

LOL. You’d be so wrong there. We deliver to places that would give ghosts the chills.

The OM sent me out on a load with 8-10 drops. It’s final drop was in a place that was ridiculous.

I’ve fond memories of texting Dave and telling him I was empty. He calls and you could almost here him smiling on the phone. He knew exactly where I was going and what it was going to be like. LOL

plus I’m 13’6 the length of it. So those low hanging covered parking areas never stop being a nightmare unlike tarp monkeys and their flat tops and low beds. Easy for you guys.

 

I’m normally too busy dropping and hooking, and clocking loot while the much over-heralded “tarpus monkius” of the species “simian-wantus creditis” is telling everyone how hard life is...


Oh ya and before any lurkers or whatever get their straps in a bind and decide to cry Just remember that this is all in good fun, and I will always hold you tarp monkeys in high appreciation compared to those single cell life forms know as straight truck drivers.

Seriously, have you ever seen a “nice” straight truck, or all they all driven off a lot down 50 miles of dirt road and left there for a year and then drug back to civilization behind a wrecker with a bad oil leak?

 

My favorite tarp monkeys are here in Houston. They do a pretty #### good job every time.

 

I do all those same places, but with a spread axle. :1up:

 

I'm going to provide a illustrated translation for anyone offended by The Otter's humor...


The Otter is hilarious. Dave should give him a bonus of some kind. Can be something otter than cash....yes, bad puns follow me like snow follows @InTooDeep .

Random fact: Otters juggle rocks. Go figure. Otters juggle rocks more when they're hungry, study says - CNN


I got river otters near me, an they put on a comedy show every time I see some.

Sirscrapntruckalot - Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the otter side. HA!