What if it Snows?

Discussion in 'Questions From New Drivers' started by Dave_in_AZ, Mar 19, 2018.

  1. Dave_in_AZ

    Dave_in_AZ Road Train Member

    56,541
    384,180
    May 4, 2015
    0
    We are stopping by to see some of the kin folk tomorrow in Kentucky.
     
  2. Truckers Report Jobs

    Trucking Jobs in 30 seconds

    Every month 400 people find a job with the help of TruckersReport.

  3. HillbillyDeluxeTruck

    HillbillyDeluxeTruck Road Train Member

    5,933
    30,320
    Mar 3, 2013
    San Antone
    0
    Short version, P&S driver is a #######.

    I confirmed this after he told me how great his lease deal is on his filthy ### Cascadia. He only pays $974 a week, and after all his other expenses that P&S takes out he's able to pocket $1,400.

    So not only does he pay almost $4,000 a month for the truck payment, every week they take a huge amount of his money and put some in an escrow account and some in a permit and fees account. He doesn't have access or control over those funds, only P&S does.
     
  4. Dave_in_AZ

    Dave_in_AZ Road Train Member

    56,541
    384,180
    May 4, 2015
    0
    Several epic CRASHES today.

    1) Some form of FOMOCO fairly pretzelized along side a Mustang. Western Express LT up the road about 200 yards with 4 ways on.

    The OM is hanging out the window yelling at the owner of the FOMOCO product, "DRIVE UP HIS ### EVEN FURTHER NEXT TIME YOU STUPID @#$%^."

    And I'm like,"OM, that isn't helpful."

    2) Same Western Express LT????? off to the shoulder surrounded by "EMERGENCY SCENE" orange signs and cones.

    No one else visible.

    This several hundred miles down the road.

    3) Suicide by truck. Some lady, dressed in red, driving white sedan, cuts through the median and barrier, and pulls out at like 2 mph, directly in front of this RGN day cab hauling this MONSTER excavator.

    At the bottom of a long grade too.

    I was a couple hundred yards behind him. Speed is 68.

    And no way is this dude stopping.

    He misses her by inches. She goes and pulls off in the normal e lane and stops.

    About 2 hours later, after our 30, like 5 patrols have her surrounded a bit down the highway.

    Saw some epic skid marks but no debris.

    If at first you don't succeed??????
     
  5. lovesthedrive

    lovesthedrive R.I.P.

    15,953
    54,484
    Nov 11, 2008
    Sorrento Maine
    0
    How did you know what was in her underware?
     
  6. MACK E-6

    MACK E-6 Moderator Staff Member

    48,736
    225,000
    Sep 19, 2005
    Baltimore, MD
    0
    Gentlemen, let’s make B.J. Thomas proud. Finish this.

    Liftgate deliveries in the tain
    Most people doin this would give their pants a stain....

    :biggrin_25523:
     
  7. Espressolane

    Espressolane Road Train Member

    17,461
    106,670
    Nov 21, 2009
    Just south of the north 40
    0
    If that driver is happy with the arrangement that he has signed on to, then I don’t understand what might be a problem. It’s working for him. Good deal, he’s happy.
     
  8. Espressolane

    Espressolane Road Train Member

    17,461
    106,670
    Nov 21, 2009
    Just south of the north 40
    0
    Have you been doing testing of the Saturday afternoon grilling beverages?
     
  9. MACK E-6

    MACK E-6 Moderator Staff Member

    48,736
    225,000
    Sep 19, 2005
    Baltimore, MD
    0
    Smart aleck :rolleyes: :p

    Sure, I’m sipping on a little moonshine right now, but I did have several liftgate deliveries during showers today.
     
  10. Espressolane

    Espressolane Road Train Member

    17,461
    106,670
    Nov 21, 2009
    Just south of the north 40
    0
    As long as Momma, your dog and a train were not involved.:p
     
  11. Snailexpress

    Snailexpress Road Train Member

    2,675
    6,068
    Apr 28, 2014
    Rocky
    0
    After all day rainig truck stop pavement washed good and tomorrow I can go under her skirt to check an apply some lube. If it's will be no more rain tomorrow, of course.
     
  • Truckers Report Jobs

    Trucking Jobs in 30 seconds

    Every month 400 people find a job with the help of TruckersReport.