What if it Snows?

Finally clear of the "1 am" drop.

I opted for the Netflix while waiting, then finally got drowsy enough to nap.

AS SOON as I laid down.......

(KnockKnockKnockKnock) OKAY WE'RE READY FOR YOU!

Of course you are.......

So I'm stopped at a truckstop across from the Interstate onramp, 1 hour from the terminal, had a sausage n egg biscuit and a piece of Hunt Brothers pizza, and now I need a nap. Not even gonna fight it. Off I go.

By the way, does anybody else here like Hunt Brothers pizza? I know it occupies the Pizza Spectrum somewhere between frozen supermarket and bar pizza, but sometimes a slice exactly fills the hole.

90min naptime.

 

I literally almost had a “falling down” moment with “Princess” this morning.

They had no coffee at the fuel island. Princess said she couldn’t get the coffee filters.

“uhhhhh ok, you realize it’s 3am and we’re truck drivers?”

no response from this vacuous waste of space.

So a grab a couple drinks and put them on the counter. She looks at me, and looks at the drinks and says “they’re too far away you’ll have to push them closer?”

closer to what? Your chair? You can’t seem to get out of? She not disabled. She’s a fat ####.

#### her.

So I apologized and went grabbed chips and some edge protection, a few candy bars, a purple seat cushion and staked them all out of reach of her chubby fingers and stood there.

I then smiled and walked out. Now you have to get out of your seat and walk away from your scratchers and put this #### back. #### her.

And just so no one thinks this is racial. She was white and fat. I’m white and fat so I can call her a fat ####. Oooh. Below her three chins was a necklace that said princess. #### her. I hate lazy people.

 

Florida gunna Florida.

 

I miss summer time surfing right about now...