What if it Snows?

Windows open in Ohio.
Dude next door just opened his door.
Now my truck smells fresh and lively.
Small wins, but wins nevertheless.

 

My truck has never failed. Its always the trailer

 

It wasn’t until I became older and would watch the news that I could appreciate my father yelling Margaret Ann Please, While the news was on.

 

I like mine shiny so i could see my reflection

 

I will take the under on that bet.

 

I mute/pause the show and pay attention to the wife. Then go back ot the show. If she keeps yacking I will turn up the volume. Then she will ask why the TV is so loud and I will declare that I cant hear it over her yacking at me. Then she will leave me in peace.

 

Well after a long day of pounding this Volvo down the road I can no longer tolerate anyone who speaks favorably of these Swedish Mack abortions. Calling this a bowel movement was too kind (a good bm will cause short term feelings of satisfaction) this is more like oily anal discharge. This combined with Boris and Vlad waiving at me like I’m in the club is ruining my flatbed experience.

 

Yeah but driving volvo grants u special exemptions to block the fuel island for 3 hours