What if it Snows?

Well Jesus, check out Mr. Magnum Dong over here. The only use I would ever have for those things is bagging leaves.

I showed my wife this post before I sent it, and now she's locked in the bathroom crying. I guess I broke her brain. #### I'm funny.

 

Your statement , might make me stop whining about aches and pains. At least until bedtime .

 

If your guys can't get you out of trouble, reach out to mine, I got you.

If that fails, I can send the porn stars.

Sirscrapntruckalot - Meep! meep! - The Road Runner

 

Is that a trick question?

 

I demand part of the credit. I inspired you after all.

Don't rush, I'll wait while you get the fireworks and balloons ready.

An I'd prefer 5 piece band, thank you. 4 sets of drums and a harmonica.

Sirscrapntruckalot - this is why nobody but us posts late at night anymore...

 

Not sure why but Dasha had more gas today than ExxonMobil, so I decided to have Campbells chili with beans for dinner. Gonna teach her 2 can play this game.

 

You should send your people to help that gal who doesn't want to drive solo so her partner can give up sleep when she's tired, doesn't want to work many hours, drive in the snow, etc... good God what a whiny individual.

 

Night shift strong!

 

Who you going to go with for training? There is a community college course in Tampa that I think u might be able to get a loan.

Gotta give ya credit for campin in a tent in summer rain and humidity. Your a trooper.

The 2 million mile worn out and beat Century with no a/c or heat your first employer throws you in will still be a step up from a leaky tent in torrential downpours in Florida summer.

You know how to Surf Boy?


Time to ‍♀️ Surf. You