What if it Snows?

Once upon a time, there was a little bird.
The little bird decided that flying south for the winter was a fools game.

So, he decided to stay put as all of the other birds flew south.

All was good for a month or so, then it turned cold. And I mean real cold.

So, he decided that he needed to head south.

He didn't get very far before his wings iced up an he fell into a barnyard.

As he laid in that barnyard, freezing to death, knowing he was going to die at any minute, a cow came along and pooped on him. Well, the poop was so warm, that it thawed out his wings. He was so happy that he began to sing.

Well, a cat came long and heard him singing, dug him out of the poop, and promptly ate him.

So, there are 3 lessons to be learned.......

1. Not everyone who poops on you is necessarily your enemy.
2. Not everyone who digs you out of a pile of poop, is necessarily your friend.
3. AND THE MOST IMPORTANT PART........if you're warm, safe, and happy in a pile of poop, keep your mouth shut

 

Who said you couldn’t learn important life lessons on these forums?

 

All I see here is anti cat propaganda. When is the hatred for cats going to stop? Look at a cat, does it even notice you? Why the hate!!!!!

 

wait until you hear my story about the little Indian boy and the snake. That's the best one ever. It will absolutely inform your life.

 

hidey ho!

 

I could use some informing on my life. @ me if you ever post it lol