What if it Snows?

Just ran 3900 miles is 69 hours. For a east coast boy that's good I think. Maybe not.lol. Spent some time in Indiana, Missouri, and southern Illinois.
Come to find out turn signals actually work in that part of the world. Refreshing to say the least.
Kansas City rocks the cold beer. Great people too. I have had a epiphany and a restoring of my faith in humanity.

 

48 hours after leaving Chicago, I'm finally home... Managed 3500 miles in 6 days and have 10 hrs left on my 70.

The following is my 8 day totals

 

A week of firsts for me....
Whitebird Grade.......Check

Highway 12 along the Clearwater...Check

July Snowstorm on Monida Pass...Check

Random Level 1 by MT DOT.....Check....No Deficiencies.....only comment regarding my old 99 Freightliner was " you must be a mechanic, you could eat off of this thing"

A good week so far

 

I knew there had to be something wrong with you.......

 

Yup, leave it to a Californian to mess up a good meal.
The art of cooking a lobster goes like this. Take the whole lobster. With its claws facing towards its feet, stand the lobster vertically on its head. Then with slow finger motions. Run your finger from its head up to the edge of the body of the shell. If you have done it right, the lobster will stop squirming and have been put to sleep. Then merely set the lobster into a pot of boiling water (kills it instantly, or at least that is what my father told me).

I would be happy at $500 net per week. Here again our bills can be covered on 600 a month.

 

So you sexually assault the lobster and then when it falls asleep you sneakily kill it??

Dang. Ted Bundy’s got nothing on you.

 

Hummmm, so I shouldn't be doing this.
Ok. Got it.
Just no one ever said nothing