What if it Snows?

I’m sure that aunt Marion is of the age group that considers gravy an essential part of the thanksgiving table. All the essential items have designated tableware butter dish relish tray coffee cup gravy boat etc.

 

As my mother has gotten older it has fallen to me, the eldest male to prepare Thanksgiving dinner for the family. After several failed attempts at perfection, I in recent years have achieved greatness, I am the gravy master.

 

My problem is the fat cells conform to the tub and I cant get out of the antique claw foot tub. Oh did I mention its only 20 inches wide? Looking forward to shedding another 60 pounds so I can use the tub again.

 

Antique claw foot tub they always show them in commercials about men’s health. Does owning one give you the side effect of ED?

 

When the wife and I bought our current house, we were both impressed with the big oval tub in the master bathroom and looked forward to soaking in it. What we didn't notice on our quick walk through was that the drain overflow for the tub was only 12 inches from the bottom of the tub. 12 inches of water doesn't cover a darn thing.

 

How is the program working?

 

Yup 20 inches deep I can float on my back if I need to.

Program?? I have been programmed???? Lets just say we are all human.

 

If a pallet of that could fall off in, or near, my drive way my cats would be very appreciative... Lol

 

Simple self defense... 20 Ga. single shot or double barrel cut down to 6 to 8 inches long, switch buttstock out for a sturdy pistol grip. Load with a light load of #9 birdshot. It's deadly under about 20 feet... Beyond that it's probably just going to hurt like hell.