What if it Snows?

Do you know him much trash, sewage and pollution a cruise ship makes in 2 weeks ?

 

Not to mention the yuppie tree huggers that climb Mt Everest

 

2 much.

 

What a crappy day. First I wake up late and then I find this on the door to my shed. How could this happen???? ?



and then I get this bill for the house.


And right now there’s a plane up there and dozens of people are looking at me

 

Looks kind of like he is suffering from roller dog poisoning

 

Pleasures of ownership — wait till a pheasant crashes into your living room window during morning coffee and an owl craps on the seat of the lawn mower and you don’t see it in time.

 

At least there isnt a smoldering paper bag sitting at the base of the door with excrement inside the remnants of the bag