What if it Snows?

Why Tucker needs guns is unknown, let alone more than one. It is my understanding that if you want to launch certain types of projectiles, you need them. This is according to my brother, who seems to be knowledgeable about such things.

Onions
Onions come in a variety of colors other than purple/Red. You can find a diversity of White, green, yellow and red onions in your local market.

 

Watermelons that are currently available these days have no flavor. They have been so hybrid to be just sweet.

A good, crunchy dill pickle can really make a sandwich.

 

A freshly sliced cuke from the garden is tasty with just salt and pepper. Much like a tomato. Otherwise they are destined to become pickles.
Never have understood the praise for watermelon when there are so many better melons like honeydew, canalope, and crenshaws to be had.
The pumpkin is a real piece of work. We can't decide whether or not to eat it or decorate with it.

 

God I love it when the wife gets drunk. All normal reasoning goes out the window.
Her battery operated trimmer stopped working. Pulling the trigger and nothing happened. Or at least it was broken. That is until I replaced the dead battery with one that is charged. Now she thinks I am a saint. LOL!

 

1) You are confusing “Need” with “Want” — cops and soldiers need guns — rest of us want guns and the more, the better.
2) The best onion (Walla Walla sweet) is not purple.
Just my opinion of course

 

Why are you letting her operate equipment intoxicated???

 

Pffft, it was only way to keep her from throwing it out. She thought it was broken and wanted to throw it in the trash. Besides, she is tipsy, not completely snoggered.

 

It’s been a while since I’ve gone E on I-80. We are going to Chicago 7/17 to witness the boy graduate from boot camp — Is 80 FUBARed now days, or is that the road to take?

 

Thought maybe an insurance policy was in play. (LMAO)

 

I usually just buy a white onion but the Vidalia onions are really good too.