What if it Snows?

I so hate when I do that. Just makes the day such a waste.

 

It’s not that hard to change a tire

 

I worked for Michelin and then Pirelli at race tracks in between my races. I’ve changed thousands of tires on and off road racing motorcycles. Truck tires are easier.

 

Yup I would rather change ten truck tires than one 4.80-4-8

 

Tucker most truckers can not change their underwear let alone a tire!

 

I have self changing underwear. Tesla makes it. It also shocks me in the ‘nards if I get tired while driving. Turns out I fake falling asleep.


MODS: let me apologize in advance if this is inappropriate. By all means blame @tucker and please give him a temporary ban. He’s been here too long to not know better.

 

Ever wonder how it is that God managed to regulate the entire world in just 10 easy to understand rules, yet the latest FMCSA green book is 608 pages long???.......and I get more confused every time I read it....

God...... Don't boink her if she's not your wife.......
Me.... 10-4 Savior, loud and clear

FMCSA.....Drivers using either of the oilfield exceptions in Sec. 395.1(d) are required to comply with the 30-minute rest-break requirement. Drivers eligible for the “waiting time” exception (392.1(d)(2)) can use off-duty waiting time as their break. Drivers eligible for the 24-hour restart provision in Sec. 395.1(d)(1) who also qualify for the 100- or 150-air-mile exception in Sec. 395.1(e) are not subject to the break requirement....

Me....... Uh....go again Driver???

 

That's cause most don't have any panties on. Can't change what they don't have.