What if it Snows?

That be pre planning...

 

Miracle Whip seems to be a "love it or hate it" item. I've never met anyone who "kinda likes" Miracle Whip.

I'm a Miracle Whip hater. No disrespect to anyone intended.

I knew a guy at the bus garage who would do minor mechanical sidework for a loaf of Wonder Bread, a pack of Hebrew National bologna, and a jar of Miracle Whip.

 

Hellman's mayonnaise, Gulden's spicy brown mustard, and Heinz ketchup, head the Approved Condiment List in the Skillet household.

 

I'm off today, and I'm at Waffle House, debasing my bodily temple.

A guy comes in and tells the server, "I NEED an All-Star", and then spins an epic saga of ordering the like of which I have never heard. With absolutely no hesitation.

Not "I Want".
Not "I Would Like"........

"I NEED an All-Star".

Something about that phrase makes me feel a lot better.

Makes me feel like all is not lost.

God Bless America

 

Good question.

I consider it a condiment.
It is also an ingredient.

Milk and eggs are often grouped together as "dairy", so starting with that inherently flawed assumption, a case could be made that mayonnaise as a "dairy" product.

You're kicking a hornet's nest, while wearing corn syrup-covered boots, Dave.

 

My wife would say that mayo is its own food group. I disagree vehemently...especially when I see it on a peanut butter samich.

 

WTF