What if it Snows?

Discussion in 'Questions From New Drivers' started by Dave_in_AZ, Mar 19, 2018.

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  1. kemosabi49

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    Ammo is getting scarce!
    This morning I lucked out and was able to buy two boxes of ammo.
    I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home, but stopped at a gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.
    She glanced at the two boxes of ammo, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, old fella. Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"
    I thought for a few seconds and then asked,
    [​IMG] "What kind of ammo 'ya got?"
     
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    We have a spare bedroom full.
     
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    Looks like it's something more sinister than the strater tube.

    I'm at a TA, where the woman working the desk forgot I was even here, with the best mechanics in The United States, so we're not worried.
     
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    A driver just walked in and is crying because he didn't see me standing inside the bay door, and it scared him.

    It's my fault.
     
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    So the inflators are fixed, kinda.

    The OM has given her word not to talk about the subject any further.
     
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    There is an app//eerr phrase for that: "Life ain't fair".
     
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    Must have been a young one; working on waivers , to just cry. Or, maybe the shirt?
     
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    When did i-70 become "challenging"? We really need to limit these brain dead steering wheel holders from the industry
     
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    The OM said we need more drivers.
     
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    I agree with the OM, more drivers, less steering wheel holders.
     
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