What if it Snows?

Isn't that why Epstein is going to prison?

 

That used to be known as taptalk here. I guess no one uses it anymore. That or they wrecked out from using it?
Another funny I saw.

 

The news said if tucker follows the advice of his local officials when the rain comes, he may not have to take refuge in the cave inhabited by giant ants.

 

I wanted to alert you guys to something you probably don’t know...

The last two nights I’ve been shut down and slept in a climate controlled non-moving truck.

I sleep really really good in a non-moving truck. Like 9 hours in a row like my kid sleeps.

If you have problems sleeping you should probably stop the truck and make the trainee sleep as well.

I just figured you guys didn’t know that.



Tomorrow’s safety message and update will be about why you should use your mirrors.

 

I think anything longer than 8 hours is technically a coma. How is the trainee going to make any money if all you guys do is sleep?

 

Another Sunday and another Sunday they didn't deliver my newspaper here.
It's unreal the number of calls and people and departments and reporters I've talked and emailed with.
I'm sure there's a paper where I used to live, That took just as long for them to find that address.

 

Wait. You’re supposed to pay trainees?? That’s just crazy talk. I think the toxoplasmosis might be getting to you.

 

It must be a bacon deficiency in his diet that has got him thinking crazy.