What if it Snows?

How do you know they are atheists? Maybe they let Jesus take the wheel.

 

Car broke down.
Look up at a billboard, it says;
“Have a problem? Stuck and don’t know what to do?”
“Call 800-***-****”

So I did.

About 90 minutes later a guy named Jesus showed up with a tow truck.

 

I met Jesus in Laredo one time.
Apparently, he's into the big screen TV and stereo business out of the back of his minivan.
I thought it was pretty cool to meet Jesus.
Didn't buy anything though.

Do you think that means I'm going to the bad place?

 

I've used him before. Seems to take longer than expected, but the results provided
are awesome.

 

Jesus is cool but karma is satisfying.

 

Some times you just have to go to Wallyworld.

 

I don't think Jesus works at wallyworld.

 

Even those are usually the result of those unrealistic expectations. Jumping in too quickly because of physical attraction, thinking you can change their habits you dislike, marrying somebody who has completely different political/philosophical difference that are at odds. I learned so much about bad marriages by watching friends, family, and my parents that it actually has helped somewhat with Victoria and me. We went through a several month separation to work in ourselves, and to evaluate if things were worth fixing.