What if it Snows?

I rode a school bus with a guy who brought a broiled squirrel to school in his lunch box. We affectionately nick named him squirrel. Lol.
40 years later it's still his name. Still makes me laugh.

 

Thats an awesome nickname. Well earned as well

 

I’ll be there tomorrow afternoon. I just checked the weather...they’re predicting thunderstorms. I’ll be at Johnson’s Corner. That will the epicenter...

 

They are Bridgestones M170. And because that trailer tire blew he gave me a 30% discount to make up for it. A good day indeed.

 

We'd be the sophisticated members of our little burg. No squirrels and we drink whiskey from a cup.
That said, my wife is encouraging squirrels to eat in our yard because, "you never know what's going to happen. We might have to eat the little boogers."
As for me, it's great fun shooting them with my Daisy BB gun. It doesn't hurt them a bit, but you sure can tell when you hit one.

Home, home, home.
I didn't think I'd ever make it back home.

 

Does he have any hair?

 

I got that covered. Unless they look like squirrels, and then I'm F******.