What if it Snows?

The pickup is home. I didnt realize what a relief it was. I had my supper and felt tired. Laid down for a power nap and rhinocerous sleep kicked in. Woke up 4 hours later.

 

At some point your body WILL SAY ITS TIME, hopefully it was restful I generally don't sleep well when I do it.

 

I’m camped out 80 miles from home,yes I drove by the house. When I called home to say what time I would be there my bride said you’re not getting laid and I’m not making breakfast. I’m starting to think after 43 years the honeymoon is over.

 

So I'm heading down I-19 and I see a road sign that gives distances in kilometers. So I say to myself, "Self, wtf!"

The Most Awesome State? I don't think so.

 

HAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHA

 

We have stopped for only our second cup of coffee today

INSIDE THE COMMUNIST STATE

Today was unusually SAVAGE.

The OM is pleased however.

In 12 minutes we will make our way away from the MEGA population center whilst the indigenous population slumbers.

 

If not for lunch meat ( vegan ) and the blueberry cake The Sheila put on the table, we most certainly would have perished.

THE OM IS GOING INTO GROWL

INSIDE THE COMMUNIST STATE.

 

They are all on vacation here in montana , clogging up the 2 lanes doing 45 mph , with all their utensils on the back of the camper tied with a spider web of bungee rope . 1 pothole away from losing half of their camping supplies . big oversize mirrors on their mini van like they are pulling a 30ft wide superload down the highway. 4 spotters while backing up all doing different hand signals, right before they jacknife across 3 truck parking spots in the truck stop. Every single license plate says Wisconsin. Must be something in the water.

 

At least it's not on your ###.

 

Would you like to recount the ballets?