What if it Snows?

I like those Legacy brand seats. Legacy gold or legacy Silver. The Silvers are about $600. The "Ultraleather" won't absorb accidents like that and they are more comfortable than the stock seats.

Time for a new seat. I can't even imagine hiring a carpet cleaner to come out and suck the stuff out of that seat with their commercial cleaners...

Lol, sorry, you get "pink eye" down the line, you know why. Paying the dues to be called a trainer for sure.

 

Part of my mutal expectations -

There are going to be things I say that will make you think I think you have no common sense or are an idiot. I don't think you are an idiot, but experience has taught me that I can't assume you know something. Just remember that at some point I have had a problem, I avoid similar problems by making things explicitly clear.​

 

how you know you are about to be screwed.

 

I don’t know about that one — pretty hard to wrap your mind around something like that with out evidence — I know that if it just so happened that I crapped my pants in another man’s truck, I believe I would call it a life and end it quick.

 

I still remember my trainer telling me that after the pump shuts off automatically, you can still put more fuel in the tank.
I was thinking, "Dude, I'm 52 years old and believe it or not, I've fueled a few vehicles before. "
But I didn't. I just gave him that appreciative nod that all newbies do, (the one that says, thanks, I never new that), and fueled on.

 

Just burn the entire truck after that.

 

He could turn the cushion upside down

 

That was a proper rhetorical question because you didn't use a question mark?