What if it Snows?

Discussion in 'Questions From New Drivers' started by Dave_in_AZ, Mar 19, 2018.

  1. Opus

    Opus Road Train Member

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    Well, look guys. Its not that much different than a fart. I mean, do the math. How many farts would equal a wet one. I'm thinking maybe 20. And I'll bet Otter has farted more than 20 times in that seat. So, it's all even.
     
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    Nah, I'm pretty sure the only logical thing to do now is to burn the whole truck lol. If not after the truck gets traded in there will be a guy on here asking the best way to get a permanent fart smell out of a truck he just bought from loan mountain.
     
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    Last time I knew, wet farts were brown. That looked wet from pee. Instead of Sir-talks-alot he could be Sir-wets-seat
     
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    I thought of that, and I know that there’s two kinds of people in the world — the one’s that have crapped their pants and the one’s that lie about it — just can’t make the jump to crapping your pants in another guy’s truck during training and letting him clean it up.
     
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    Dont tempt me, I might have to tell WE that you want to go team and drive to the northeast.
     
  6. MartinFromBC

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    Splash a couple of gallons gas in the cab, toss in a lit match, and go for lunch.
     
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    Sure we all did....but we were still a toddler then.
     
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    I am beginning to suspect that the Otter and a couple of the older, more devious members are F’ing with the audience