What if it Snows?

You kids and your phones...
I’ll keep using my laminated atlas.

 

I wouldn’t brag about the Starbucks.

 

Don’t burst his bubble man.

 

Hey Dave, sorry if that harshed your coffee drinking experience.

 

Otter, fixed that for you.

 

I can only assume knowing how cultured the OM is that Dave has been exposed to good coffee. That leaves me a few thoughts.

1. Years of corn dog taste bud abuse has destroyed Dave’s tastebuds.

2. Arizona’s bat-guano temperature prevents people from even considering hot coffee so Dave has a stunted growth.

3. He actually prefers it. That’s like asking someone if they’re from California. If they are they’ll tell you and if they aren’t there’s no use embarrassing them.

4. It’s possible he hasn’t experienced Dutch Bro’s at exit 174 on the 5 in Oregon. You can park at that little truck stop and walk across the street. I believe they have free cat/dog treats as well

5. I’m a total coffee snob and should just shut the #### up.